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[[Praxer Riose]] has your number.
 
[[Praxer Riose]] has your number.
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==Agenda==
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Officially, the Celpo has three operating directives:
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* Gather intelligence on threats to GACA.
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* Disrupt forces hostile to GACA through covert action.
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* Perform other operations deemed necessary and proper by the [[Generalissimo]] and the Director of the Celpo.
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What's the Celpo actually do?
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Simple answer: Anything it wants.
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==Resources and Capabilities==
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===Known (Sort-of)===
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* Extensive employment of psis, known in Celpo lingo as [[Minders]]. When Minders don their white-and-silver Celpo uniform, they also wear the letter psi.
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* Massive network of spy satellites and listening posts. Supposedly every major city in the Web is in the survellience footprint of at least three satellites at all times. In addition, Celpo cryptography was essential to gaining intelligence for some of the turning points of the [[Great War]], and surely this is something they keep up.
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* Advanced [[Chemical weapons]] and biotechnology. The Celpo is believed to be behind [[M-Doom]].
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* After the [[Omnisent Conflict]], the Celpo worked to acquire and implement some of the weapons used by the Omnisent, including the [[Leash]] and the [[Cylinder]].
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* The Gate to the Esper world is in the Celpo's possession. They have used the Leash to enslave many Espers.
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* Most surviving shapeshifters of [[Carrion]], including [[Union]] himself, are in Celpo employ.
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* Sophisticated nanotechnology.
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===Reputed and Rumored===
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* [[Typhon]].
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* Cybermancy, the practice of using cybernetics to restore someone from death.
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* It has been theorized that the Celpo is one of the few organizations outside of [[Diamond]] capable of producing [[Seraphim]]; at the very least, they can produce Balseraph (see [[Char Yularen]].
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* A line of stealth assassin robots.
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* Various magical artifacts, including at least one [[Mana Seed]], one of the keys needed to resurrect the goddess Tyr, the Triforce of Power, the Ticonderan Runes, and others. The Celpo does seem interested in acquiring more.
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* ...you know, for all we know, they could have just about anything.
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==Catchphrases==
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The Celpo is Mother.
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Everywhere and Nowhere.
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It's under Leash.
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Be seeing you.
  
 
==Celpo Agents==
 
==Celpo Agents==

Revision as of 07:21, 3 September 2006

THE CELPO IS MOTHER

Praxer Riose has your number.

Agenda

Officially, the Celpo has three operating directives:

  • Gather intelligence on threats to GACA.
  • Disrupt forces hostile to GACA through covert action.
  • Perform other operations deemed necessary and proper by the Generalissimo and the Director of the Celpo.

What's the Celpo actually do?

Simple answer: Anything it wants.

Resources and Capabilities

Known (Sort-of)

  • Extensive employment of psis, known in Celpo lingo as Minders. When Minders don their white-and-silver Celpo uniform, they also wear the letter psi.
  • Massive network of spy satellites and listening posts. Supposedly every major city in the Web is in the survellience footprint of at least three satellites at all times. In addition, Celpo cryptography was essential to gaining intelligence for some of the turning points of the Great War, and surely this is something they keep up.
  • Advanced Chemical weapons and biotechnology. The Celpo is believed to be behind M-Doom.
  • After the Omnisent Conflict, the Celpo worked to acquire and implement some of the weapons used by the Omnisent, including the Leash and the Cylinder.
  • The Gate to the Esper world is in the Celpo's possession. They have used the Leash to enslave many Espers.
  • Most surviving shapeshifters of Carrion, including Union himself, are in Celpo employ.
  • Sophisticated nanotechnology.

Reputed and Rumored

  • Typhon.
  • Cybermancy, the practice of using cybernetics to restore someone from death.
  • It has been theorized that the Celpo is one of the few organizations outside of Diamond capable of producing Seraphim; at the very least, they can produce Balseraph (see Char Yularen.
  • A line of stealth assassin robots.
  • Various magical artifacts, including at least one Mana Seed, one of the keys needed to resurrect the goddess Tyr, the Triforce of Power, the Ticonderan Runes, and others. The Celpo does seem interested in acquiring more.
  • ...you know, for all we know, they could have just about anything.

Catchphrases

The Celpo is Mother.

Everywhere and Nowhere.

It's under Leash.

Be seeing you.

Celpo Agents

Note: Revealing the identities of Celpo agents is likely to get you ki-AAAUUUUGGHH!!


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