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Our Brave, alternate-universe Generalissimo.
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| Full name: | Lord Earleford Muttonchop Snoutwit |
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| Birthplace: | Silvera |
| Sex: | Male |
| Race: | Silveran Pig |
| Hair: | Black |
| Eyes: | Blue |
| Height: | 3'6" |
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| Family/Relationships: | {{{family}}} |
| Religion: | |
| Title: | Generalissimo of the Grand Army |
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Contents
Fast Facts
Shortest military commander in the Web's history.
Married to Shana Snoutwit, early 25 WR.
Known for his distaste for politics, politicians, and physical activity in general.
Has a pet rabite named Lawrence. (Once, Kefka attempted to impersonate Snoutwit, and revealing the name of his beloved pet rabite was how the Soldierly Council attempted to disprove his identity. Both Snoutwit and Kefka knew the name "Lawrence", however, so instead Snoutwit proved he was the real deal by losing to Kefka in a dance competition)
When he fights on the front lines, he can do so either with his sword, Illumina, or his Seraphim, Streaky Bacon.
Also, a terrible singer.
Personal Life
Snoutwit has it all: marriage to one of the Web's original Hotchicks, effective dictatorial leadership over all known inhabited Dimensions, and command over both Foo and Dantic (which is widely regarded as the key to controlling the rest of the Web).
The Great War
He won that.
KMT War
That, too.
Hivan War
Made Ant Custard from Giant Space Ants (take that giant space ants).
OmniSent Conflict
Turned most of Aryth into meat pies to get at Roland.
Leviathan War
Soundly defeated Esper and Scande and Guardia and Tasnica with only a handful of shirtless Greeks armed with spears.
New Wraith
Booya.
Aryth War
Kicked DeLaykrinn's ass.
Kupopolis Neo
Snoutwit dies of old age at the very beginning of Neo, and the Second Great War begins immediately afterwards. However, Snoutwit's brain is preserved and then put into a robot tiger body, which he goes on to use in single-handedly defeating the Triad. Snoutwit is the grandfather of Avarael Snoutwit, and is credited with being the source of his grandson's striking good looks.
| Figgy | Generalissimo Snoutwit was nominated for a Figgy in 1996 in the Best Character category ...and won! |
| Figgy | Generalissimo Snoutwit was nominated for a Figgy in 1996 in the Best Male Character category ...and won! |
