List of Best Speeches

As the writers of Kupopolis got older, several of them realized that they like to make speeches in their writing. Owing to that, this category was introduced with the 2001 Figgies, The Year Where Everyone Talked A Lot.

Speech! Speeeeeech!!

• Knossos in "Damn the Mind"/Gabe (winner: 2001 Best Speech)
• Harmer, "Blind and Demented"/Gabe (winner: Neo Figgies Best Speech)
• 2003 had no speeches.