The Two Soldiers

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Two unnamed Grand Army soldiers assigned a line of forts dividing the Tasnica/Pandora from the Upperlands Forest. Always referred to simply as "Soldier 1" and "Soldier 2". Posts always begin with, "Gods, this place has gone to hell,"/"So you tell me every year" and end with, "Hail the glorious Grand Army. Huzzah." Originally an early attempt on satire, they soon devolved into silliness. As characters, however, perhaps only Sahl Endeberg rivals them for impact and depth.