Category:Free pants

Norstein Bekkler is among the Web of World's most eccentric spymasters ever to have existed. He is currently in the care of the Celpo, having staged his own abduction by Mr. Bones in order to escape the ZAPS Corruption Hearings, as they were pursued by the administration of Khalid Morris.

Words that rhyme with "Bekkler"

• Heckler
• Jeckler
• Reklar
• Weckler
• Peckler
• Meckler
• Neckler
• Skeckler
• Queckler

Words that rhyme with "Norstein"

• Morstein
• Borstein
• Floorstein
• Camphorstein
• Defenestratorstein
• Ted (well, not in Common of course)

Words that rhyme with "Pants"

• Ants
• Dance
• Shpantz
• Plants
• Finance
• Enhance
• Romance
• Ted

"Norstein Bekkler" as a Tasnican

• Norstein Bekklersten

"Norstein Bekkler" as a Kuvallan

• Kuorstein Kekkler

OR

• Jay Peterson

"Norstein Bekkler" as a Ticonderan

• N. James Bekkler-Smythe

"Norstein Bekkler" as an Eblanese

• ベックラーノルスタイン

"Norstein Bekkler" as a Nu

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"Norstein Bekkler" as a Palindrome

• Norstein BekklerrelkkeB nietsroN

Conclusion

For all the reasons above, and so many more that they exceed this paper's ability to include them, suspenders are clearly a better alternative to the age-old male quandary of trouser support than the more commonly accepted modern belt. True, suspenders come with plenty of their own social stigma, but all of the pantological experts I've cited above clearly cannot be wrong. When you have what amounts to 9 in every 10 world-recognized pants experts falling on the side of suspenders... well, I suppose it doesn't hurt me at this point to restate my thesis: suspenders are better at holding up pants, and I like them.

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