Snoutwit
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| Full name: | Lord Earleford Muttonchop Snoutwit |
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| Birthplace: | Silvera |
| Sex: | Male |
| Race: | Silveran Pig |
| Hair: | Black |
| Eyes: | Blue |
| Height: | 3'6" |
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| Title: | (former) Supreme Hogarch of the Fourteen Isles of Silvera (current) President of the Porcine Republic |
| Nicknames: | Tonka-Tzu (alias) |
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Snoutwit was the fascist dictator of Silvera prior to the annexation of his islands by the Mysidians. Following the conquest, Snoutwit endured exile and sailed north toward Fabul. On the way he encountered a violent storm, after which he found himself on an enchanted islands ruled by three genie-like entities who were also three generations of the same family. After participating in a song and dance number, Snoutwit coaxed a wish out of one of the genies, and somehow wound up with said genie, Marrake, as his personal servant. With Marrake, Snoutwit continued on his journey to Fabul, where he studied Fabulian karate. After a time, he returned to Silvera and with the help of his martial-arts trained Porcine party faithful, staged a coup in the northern seven islands, breaking them away to form the Porcine Republic.
Did you know...
In one of the wishes Marrake gave him, Snoutwit wished to be made Generalissimo of the Grand Army. Everyone agrees that the universe is much better off without Snoutwit in a position of such power.
