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Our Brave [[Generalissimo]].
 
 
 
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| title = [[Generalissimo]] of the [[Grand Army]]
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| title = (former) Supreme Hogarch of the Fourteen Isles of Silvera (current) President of the [[Porcine Republic]]
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==Fast Facts==
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Shortest military commander in the Web's history.
 
 
 
Married to Shana Goldmoon, early 25 WR.
 
 
 
Known for his distaste for politics, politicians, and physical activity in general.
 
 
 
Has a pet rabite named [[Lawrence]]. (Once, [[Kefka]] attempted to impersonate Snoutwit, and revealing the name of his beloved pet rabite was how the Soldierly Council attempted to disprove his identity. Both Snoutwit and Kefka knew the name "Lawrence", however, so instead Snoutwit proved he was the real deal by losing to Kefka in a dance competition)
 
 
 
When he fights on the front lines, he can do so either with his sword, [[Illumina]], or his Seraphim, [[Streaky Bacon]].
 
 
 
Also, a terrible singer.
 
 
 
==Personal Life==
 
Snoutwit has it all: marriage to one of the Web's original Hotchicks, effective dictatorial leadership over all known inhabited Dimensions, and command over both [[Foo]] and [[Dantic]] (which is widely regarded as the key to controlling the rest of the Web).
 
 
 
==[[The Great War]]==
 
He won that.
 
 
 
==[[KMT War]]==
 
That, too.
 
 
 
==[[Hivan War]]==
 
Made Ant Custard from Giant Space Ants (take that giant space ants).
 
 
 
==[[OmniSent Conflict]]==
 
Turned most of [[Aryth]] into meat pies to get at Roland.
 
  
==[[Leviathan War]]==
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<i>Snoutwit in his alternate-universe [[Generalissimo]]'s uniform</i>
Soundly defeated [[Esper Union|Esper]] and [[Scande]] and [[Guardia]] and [[Tasnica]] with only a handful of shirtless Greeks armed with spears.
 
  
==[[New Wraith]]==
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Snoutwit was the fascist dictator of [[Silvera]] prior to the annexation of his islands by the [[Mysidia]]ns. Following the conquest, Snoutwit endured exile and sailed north toward [[Fabul]]. On the way he encountered '''''<u>a violent storm</u>''''', after which he found himself on an enchanted islands ruled by three genie-like entities who were also '''''<u>three generations of the same family</u>'''''. After participating in '''''<u>a song and dance number</u>''''', Snoutwit coaxed a wish out of one of the genies, and somehow wound up with said genie, Marrake, as his personal servant. With Marrake, Snoutwit continued on his journey to Fabul, where he studied Fabulian karate. After a time, he returned to Silvera and with the help of his martial-arts trained Porcine party faithful, staged a coup in the northern seven islands, breaking them away to form the [[Porcine Republic]].  
Booya.
 
  
==[[Aryth War]]==
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==Did you know...==
Kicked [[DeLaykrinn]]'s ass.
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In one of the wishes Marrake gave him, Snoutwit wished to be made [[Generalissimo Snoutwit|Generalissimo]] of the [[Grand Army (Snoutwit)|Grand Army]]. Everyone agrees that the universe is much better off without Snoutwit in a position of such power.
  
==[[Kupopolis Neo]]==
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{{Figgie|year=2003|category=Best Humor|subject=|won=}}
Snoutwit dies of old age at the very beginning of Neo, and the [[Second Great War]] begins immediately afterwards. However, Snoutwit's brain is preserved and then put into a robot tiger body, which he goes on to use in single-handedly defeating the [[Triad]]. Snoutwit is the grandfather of [[Avarael Cole]], and is credited with being the source of his grandson's striking good looks.
 
  
{{Figgy|year=1996|category=Best Character|subject=|won=yes}}
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{{Figgy|year=1996|category=Best Male Character|subject=|won=yes}}
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[[category: Crystalese people]]
{{Figgy|year=2000|category=Best Male Character|subject=|won=yes}}
 
{{Figgy|year=All-Time|category=Best Thing Ever Written or Introduced|subject=|won=yes]]
 

Latest revision as of 06:15, 16 April 2007

Snoutwit
Biological
Full name: Lord Earleford Muttonchop Snoutwit
Born:
Birthplace: Silvera
Sex: Male
Race: Silveran Pig
Hair: Black
Eyes: Blue
Height: 3'6"
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Religion:
Title: (former) Supreme Hogarch of the Fourteen Isles of Silvera (current) President of the Porcine Republic
Nicknames: Tonka-Tzu (alias)
Hobbies:
Known skills:
Favorite color:
Inspiration:
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Snoutwit in his alternate-universe Generalissimo's uniform

Snoutwit was the fascist dictator of Silvera prior to the annexation of his islands by the Mysidians. Following the conquest, Snoutwit endured exile and sailed north toward Fabul. On the way he encountered a violent storm, after which he found himself on an enchanted islands ruled by three genie-like entities who were also three generations of the same family. After participating in a song and dance number, Snoutwit coaxed a wish out of one of the genies, and somehow wound up with said genie, Marrake, as his personal servant. With Marrake, Snoutwit continued on his journey to Fabul, where he studied Fabulian karate. After a time, he returned to Silvera and with the help of his martial-arts trained Porcine party faithful, staged a coup in the northern seven islands, breaking them away to form the Porcine Republic.

Did you know...

In one of the wishes Marrake gave him, Snoutwit wished to be made Generalissimo of the Grand Army. Everyone agrees that the universe is much better off without Snoutwit in a position of such power.

Figgy Snoutwit was nominated for a Figgy in 2003 in the Best Humor category .