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Norstein Bekkler [[was, actually, since he's not there anymore|is]] among the Web of World's most [[penis|eccentric]] spymasters ever to have [[really? do I exist? do I?|existed]]. He is currently in the care of the [[praxer smokes cock|Celpo]], having staged his own abduction by [[overcompensating with that huge knife?|Mr. Bones]] in order to escape the [[fuckers|ZAPS Corruption Hearings]], as they were pursued by the administration of [[okay, we GET IT, you're black!! Now shut the hell up!!|Khalid Morris]]. | Norstein Bekkler [[was, actually, since he's not there anymore|is]] among the Web of World's most [[penis|eccentric]] spymasters ever to have [[really? do I exist? do I?|existed]]. He is currently in the care of the [[praxer smokes cock|Celpo]], having staged his own abduction by [[overcompensating with that huge knife?|Mr. Bones]] in order to escape the [[fuckers|ZAPS Corruption Hearings]], as they were pursued by the administration of [[okay, we GET IT, you're black!! Now shut the hell up!!|Khalid Morris]]. | ||
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| + | ==Words that rhyme with "Bekkler"== | ||
| + | *Heckler | ||
| + | *Jeckler | ||
| + | *[[Reklar]] | ||
| + | *Weckler | ||
| + | *Peckler | ||
| + | *Meckler | ||
| + | *Neckler | ||
| + | *Skeckler | ||
| + | *Queckler | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Words that rhyme with "Norstein"== | ||
| + | *Morstein | ||
| + | *Borstein | ||
| + | *Floorstein | ||
| + | *Camphorstein | ||
| + | *Defenestratorstein | ||
| + | *Ted (well, not in [[Common]] of course) | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Words that rhyme with "Pants"== | ||
| + | *Ants | ||
| + | *Dance | ||
| + | *Shpantz | ||
| + | *Plants | ||
| + | *Finance | ||
| + | *Enhance | ||
| + | *Romance | ||
| + | *Ted | ||
| + | |||
| + | =="Norstein Bekkler" as a Tasnican== | ||
| + | *Norstein Bekklersten | ||
| + | |||
| + | =="Norstein Bekkler" as a Kuvallan== | ||
| + | *Kuorstein Kekkler | ||
| + | :OR | ||
| + | *Jay Peterson | ||
| + | |||
| + | =="Norstein Bekkler" as a Ticonderan== | ||
| + | *N. James Bekkler-Smythe | ||
| + | |||
| + | =="Norstein Bekkler" as an Eblanese== | ||
| + | *ベックラーノルスタイン | ||
| + | |||
| + | =="Norstein Bekkler" as a Nu== | ||
| + | |||
| + | ::Nu. | ||
| + | |||
| + | =="Norstein Bekkler" as a Palindrome== | ||
| + | *Norstein BekklerrelkkeB nietsroN | ||
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| + | ==Conclusion== | ||
| + | For all the reasons above, and so many more that they exceed this paper's ability to include them, suspenders are clearly a better alternative to the age-old male quandary of trouser support than the more commonly accepted modern belt. True, suspenders come with plenty of their own social stigma, but all of the pantological experts I've cited above clearly cannot be wrong. When you have what amounts to 9 in every 10 world-recognized pants experts falling on the side of suspenders... well, I suppose it doesn't hurt me at this point to restate my thesis: suspenders are better at holding up pants[[,]] and I like them. | ||
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Latest revision as of 02:15, 11 October 2007
Norstein Bekkler is among the Web of World's most eccentric spymasters ever to have existed. He is currently in the care of the Celpo, having staged his own abduction by Mr. Bones in order to escape the ZAPS Corruption Hearings, as they were pursued by the administration of Khalid Morris.
Contents
- 1 Words that rhyme with "Bekkler"
- 2 Words that rhyme with "Norstein"
- 3 Words that rhyme with "Pants"
- 4 "Norstein Bekkler" as a Tasnican
- 5 "Norstein Bekkler" as a Kuvallan
- 6 "Norstein Bekkler" as a Ticonderan
- 7 "Norstein Bekkler" as an Eblanese
- 8 "Norstein Bekkler" as a Nu
- 9 "Norstein Bekkler" as a Palindrome
- 10 Conclusion
Words that rhyme with "Bekkler"
- Heckler
- Jeckler
- Reklar
- Weckler
- Peckler
- Meckler
- Neckler
- Skeckler
- Queckler
Words that rhyme with "Norstein"
- Morstein
- Borstein
- Floorstein
- Camphorstein
- Defenestratorstein
- Ted (well, not in Common of course)
Words that rhyme with "Pants"
- Ants
- Dance
- Shpantz
- Plants
- Finance
- Enhance
- Romance
- Ted
"Norstein Bekkler" as a Tasnican
- Norstein Bekklersten
"Norstein Bekkler" as a Kuvallan
- Kuorstein Kekkler
- OR
- Jay Peterson
"Norstein Bekkler" as a Ticonderan
- N. James Bekkler-Smythe
"Norstein Bekkler" as an Eblanese
- ベックラーノルスタイン
"Norstein Bekkler" as a Nu
- Nu.
"Norstein Bekkler" as a Palindrome
- Norstein BekklerrelkkeB nietsroN
Conclusion
For all the reasons above, and so many more that they exceed this paper's ability to include them, suspenders are clearly a better alternative to the age-old male quandary of trouser support than the more commonly accepted modern belt. True, suspenders come with plenty of their own social stigma, but all of the pantological experts I've cited above clearly cannot be wrong. When you have what amounts to 9 in every 10 world-recognized pants experts falling on the side of suspenders... well, I suppose it doesn't hurt me at this point to restate my thesis: suspenders are better at holding up pants, and I like them.
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