User:Nick

Nick's been around long enough to remember the times when Kupopolis was on the (unthreaded!) AOL Boards, but can't really remember what all was posted back then. And that's probably for the best. Following a significant hiatus and to the astonishment of his detractors (Celiose: "Nick's never coming back! Never! Now bring me the spiciest wings you have!! And some skyy!!1") Nick made a full fledged and active return to the story in the Fall of 2003. Since then he has ridden waves of active posting, had a few dry months [years?], participated in [almost] all the Iron Writers, and has ceased to care one way or the other on word counts.

Personal stats:

• Looking for a house... preferably one that is not sinking.
• Came in 1,783rd place in the Shamrock Half Marathon! (what's up, merit badge?!)
• Once ate 3 garlic bagels in a row.
• Secret to cooking success? Two words. Crock. Pot.
• Appreciates art. No, really appreciates it.
• Was one of the major characters in the Sahl Endeberg spinoff story.