Sirian Xavier

The last known mortal incarnation of the Dark God Thanatos, who went bugfuck insane after a Hermetic Thanatasian initiation gone horribly wrong. Later "starred" in a series of videos sold on late-night cable called Liches Gone Wild. Widely believed to hang out on OmniNet den of scum and villany, "4cans", in the /b/ forums.

Also an incredibly spoony bard, before he started sounding like Harvey Fierstein on crack. Best known for his predilection for GOING INTO FLOORS and sticking his hands out to grab unsuspecting passersby, or play with cats, as in his hit summer anthem:

Lich in the floor. Lich in the floor. Lookin' like a fool with your lich in the floor.

Handsy mooglefucker.

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