Dulo

Boxy, boring, sturdy automobile brand produced in the FTSR.

They rode in a modified Dulo Mountaineer, which, like all cars built in Ticondera, drove like a four-wheeled monument to uninspired engineering. Dulos were boxy and relatively fuel-efficient; they accelerated like a rheumatic elephant with a collapsed lung. They came in maroon, brown, yogurt-white, and dull grey, because someone decided that all communist automobiles should be equally drab and ugly. However, they generally tended to corner well enough on the average, unlike Viperese Pravz-Vipers, which had a fondness for losing traction and diving off mountains in a somewhat inconvenient fashion. The best thing that you could say about a Dulo was that it was sturdy and not overly likely to burst into flames; a feature that perhaps had been overlooked when Brussian engineers designed the Incite, sometimes referred to as the "Ignite". The problem related to the fact that Ticonderans had long preferred mass transit to vehicle ownership, seeing as how they were inclined to be drunk and poor.